Sure a visit to coupleland can be fun, but sometimes being one half of a pair is not nearly as cool as flying solo...
1. Cause you can lock yourself in your room, blast your favorite music, scream to your heart's content and fully appreciate the lyrics.
2. No carpooling boyfriend around cause you have wheels and he doesn't.
3. Going to the Joe's.
4. You can flirt w/ the guy next door, the boy in your poly sci class, and the manager at the coffee shop w/o feeling like you have to explain yourself.
5.You won't be known as so and so girlfriend.
6. Computer Solitaire.
7.You get to spend Tuesday nights with the boys of Miami Ink.
8.You'll catch fewer colds.
9.Sex and the City can take up your whole night.
10.You get to eat raw onions on your hamburger
11. You can go on a tirade about how lame your job is w/o being accused of PMS-ing.
12. Because the pursuit is the funnest part, anyway
13. Your journal will be filled w/ far more exciting things then the status of the relationship.
14. Shopping w/ the girls
15. School, homework, work, clubing, football games, parties, thift stores, who has time for a guy?
16.You get to play the field and your coupled up friends don't.
17.Firemen!!
18. There's more time to hit the gym
19. You never need to worry if your heels make you too tall.
20.You never suffer from stubble burn
21.Spring Break was made for single girls.
22. Friday nights w/ your best friends.
23. Jealousy, an all too typical by product of couplehood, is such a waste of energy.
24. You don't have to shave your legs if you don't want to.
25. Spending time unattached and liking it gives you the pwr to have high standards when it comes to guys.
26.Because studies have found that gum disease can be contagious.
27.You're more willing to try new things when you're single.
28. Because friends don't complain if you take forever getting ready to go out.
29. You can have a hip haircut.
30. You don't have to wait for or worry that you missed his call.
31. You have nothing to lose!
32. When you kiss another guy, it isn't called cheating!!
33. You get to control the remote.
34. You will feel like an independent stud-muffin.
35.Sometimes boys have smelly feet.
36. When you're attached you always wonder what you're missing
37. As you listen sympathetically to your friend's latest coupledom disater, you can be happy in the knowlege that you don't have to deal w/ that junk
38. Because you won't have to dump someone, or get dumped.
39. Life is stressful enough w/o some guy.
40. Because, let's face it, lust can be soo delicious.
41. One set of problems to deal with is plenty
42. More time to voluteer.
43. You'll have more bonding time with your sister, mom, or best friend.
44. Random road trips w/ the girls.
45.There's nothing more mysterious and alluring than a single woman who's into being that way.
Katie Banks says " Welcome to my world."
